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| 01 | National security reports indicate that there is a strong correlation between the presence of YARDiES and winning the war on terrorism. | Tweet |
| 02 | Any social gathering during the day without YARDiES is considered a funeral. | Tweet |
| 03 | In a double-blind study, researchers discovered that having YARDiES at any social gathering increases the likely hood of an F16 flyover. | Tweet |
| 04 | YARDiES is to your backyard as Velvet Jumpsuits are to your wardrobe (AWESOME). | Tweet |
| 05 | YARDiES LLC has no "official" affiliation with the Jamaican gang... | Tweet |
| 06 | YARDiES LLC is a branch of NASA. | Tweet |
| 07 | The UV index increases by a full 3 points when you bring YARDiES products to the beach. It’s science. | Tweet |
| 08 | Whenever the sun is out and your YARDiES products aren’t in use, a Victoria’s Secret model loses her wings. | Tweet |
| 09 | 0% of YARDiES Products are made out of recycled material…We’re pretty normal there. | Tweet |
| 10 | PÔLiSH bottles aren’t great for bar fights. | Tweet |
| 11 | The only difference between owning a Polish Horseshoes set and a yacht is that a yacht doesn’t impress as many people. | Tweet |
| 12 | There is strong medical evidence that possessing a YARDiES product increases the libido of bystanders | Tweet |
| 13 | In the case of 2 month old Jimmy, YARDiES is probably the father. | Tweet |
| 14 | The grass is always greener where YARDiES is. | Tweet |
| 15 | Tailgaiting without YARDiES is called trespassing. | Tweet |
| 16 | The FDA prohibits the selling of a six pack of YARDiES Bottles. | Tweet |
| 17 | U2 Formally changed the name of their song “I still haven’t found what I’m looking for” to “Found it” after playing YARDiES Polish Horseshoes. | Tweet |
| 18 | YARDiES yard games during the winter holidays generate more action than mistletoe and diamond necklace presents combined. | Tweet |
| 19 | The only thing more sad than a Sarah McLachlan SPCA commercial is a tailgate without YARDiES. | Tweet |
| 20 | YARDiES; Safer than drinks with Bill Cosby. | Tweet |
